If your sinuses are clogged up and you can't hear too well, why not try cutting yourself a new ear in the side of your head. It might work. You never know unless you try.
Parkour leads to face pussy.
Never go down on a fat chick and have her queef!
The gash is shaped like a penis. Gross!
Got a fuckface now!
My ninja got 2 mouths now !!! Fucking cool now he can enter the fastest weenier eating competition
Shave with the grain!
This is what happens when the father leaves to get milk and smokes. Who's gonna teach lil Tim to shave.
he won't say nigger to a black person again
this is what happens when you power fuck a glory hole.
this is why i never shave more than 4 time's with a disposable razor.