Learn The Art Of Hands-Free Masturbating

What are you waiting for guys? Give Mike a call and learn to masturbate with your mind. Just think, with that extra hand you can operate another mouse and double your porn while you beat it. Cum in your pants at family dinner and no one will even know. Until they see a wet cum stain on your pants.

18 Comments
  • frankdrebin December 11, 2013

    Calling mall santas everywhere

    +3
  • tonyk December 11, 2013

    Why the hell did you blur the phone number?

    +0
  • iluvkitty December 11, 2013

    It's called....a BLOWJOB.

    +1
  • crazyasshole December 11, 2013

    please don't tell me we use his hands

    +3
  • screwyou December 11, 2013

    What the fuck dont blur the phone number!!!!

    +0
  • shadowarior December 11, 2013

    Its called 'zen masturbation'

    +0
  • shadowarior December 11, 2013

    Or "wireless masturbation"

    +0
  • shadowarior December 11, 2013

    They didn't blurred out the number, mike is now in crazyshit office

    -1
  • pinkdildolickr December 11, 2013

    I think his name should be Mitch Cumstain

    +0
  • crazyvet December 11, 2013

    Ancient Chinese secret is using young Chinese girl to do it for you. That will be $59.99 please.

    +0
  • 2indastink December 11, 2013

    I think the old cunt wants a new job....

    +0
  • solidbriscoe December 11, 2013

    I'd try it but I think my hands would get jealous.

    +0
  • rockinron December 11, 2013

    i got blue tooth in my cock , siri from my i-phone gets me off everyday, there's an app for that!

    +0
  • goodster December 11, 2013

    I wouldn't have the ambition anyway.

    +0
  • biggertalk December 11, 2013

    is this old white man gonna teach you? white queers

    -3
  • toreal December 11, 2013

    White people are funny.

    -2
  • potrostation December 11, 2013

    You mean SEX?

    +0
  • bigtalk December 11, 2013

    Isn't that same line you white boys father pitched you. BWHAAAAAAAAAAAA

    -4
 
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