That's what happens when you put your hands places they don't belong, like near a crocodile's mouth. Somebody get this guy a flyer for Mike's hands-free masturbation course.
At least now he can audition for Def Leppard
Dumbass deserved it!!!
WTF? They sedate the crocodile to get the arm out? He will shit him out soon enough. Oh and we would call Mike's but you fucked the phone number up.
Don't throw darts at a crocodile...they get pissed when they lose.
"Every time I bite a limb off, these humans get me sooo stoned and then I get the munchies again. It's a vicious cycle"
Jim had a hand in this crocs evolution.
Croc was tired of seeing lefty Jim jerkin it at the public natural pool.
lucky crock got dinner and some good drugs and didnt even pay for it!
damn that thing is a biggen!
^this also applies to onthefence's fat mom
Its always a dumb white person.
The crock still hasn't eaten it?
God bless that croc he killed a white boy.