He's Not Lazy, He's Efficient

I've got to give this bum some credit here. He found a way to not have to get up and walk to a bathroom and also not piss his pants. If he just keeps it pointed away and pushes hard, and I think he might get through this without piss on himself. That is one hell of a piss too.

16 Comments
  • assmasterson December 18, 2013

    That's not a bum. It's the latest modern-art fountain outside 30 Rock.

    +0
  • johnhancock December 18, 2013

    No he's not lazy just drunk

    +4
  • johnhancock December 18, 2013

    I do the same

    +0
  • fistermister December 18, 2013

    Grandpa's out licking frogs again.

    +0
  • shadowarior December 18, 2013

    That's the most realistic looking roman sculpture I've ever seen

    +0
  • rockinron December 18, 2013

    its always nice to see a professional drunk at his best.

    +0
  • sirfartsalot December 18, 2013

    That is what rainbows in moscow look like.

    +4
  • pullmyfinger December 18, 2013

    next we get to watch him take a shit without leaving the bench.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe December 18, 2013

    That bum is so old he's pissing powder.

    -1
  • potrostation December 18, 2013

    The other side of the bench is way worst.

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  • fulmerino December 18, 2013

    I Too, Have Mastered This Technique. My Wife Get Pissed When She Steps In Piss Getting Out Of Bed.

    +0
  • biggertalk December 19, 2013

    oh white ppl

    -3
  • happyjack December 19, 2013

    Great role model.

    +0
  • handsomedevil December 19, 2013

    talk about setting a new "benchmark" in white-trashness.

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  • donunderstan December 19, 2013

    Hah. Russian drinking fountain.

    +1
  • loulou December 20, 2013

    Because of budget cuts the mayor of Toronto has hired one of his crack smoking buddies to be the new downtown fountain.

    +0
 
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