Hanging With Santa

If you wake up and don't have any presents under the tree, it's probably because Santa was found hanging from a tree. I'm not certain whether he just couldn't take Christmas anymore and needed to find a way out or what. Maybe it the Mexicans that got him. I'm sure they'll be investigating this matter. I'm just hoping he returns from the dead like Jesus and we can all party with lots of booze and hookers.

  • goodster December 25, 2013

    My Santa Trap worked!!! Maybe too well! Think I'll use a trail cam next time though.

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  • m1009 December 25, 2013

    He couldn't take one more minute of Mrs. Clause's bitchin

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  • rockinron December 25, 2013

    must be black, gotta be georgia!!

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  • ouch December 25, 2013

    Please be big talk please be big talk please be lol you get the idea!

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  • biggertalk December 26, 2013

    please be ouch (the dude is a pigskin so it can't be bigtalk)

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  • mrsatan December 26, 2013

    David caraden style huh Mr clause must be a freak

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  • januz December 28, 2013

    Oh Santa... Can we nuke the north pole now?

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