Daddy Don't Play

Dad is spending some quality time with his baby today, but that doesn't mean he has to leave his gun at home. Fuck that. As an added bonus, the baby acts as a fleshy bullet proof vest in case some shit does go down.

19 Comments
  • chupamiverga January 8, 2014

    kids probably gonna grow up to be a fuckin retard anyway. might as well serve a duty as a vest.

    +2
  • crazyvet January 8, 2014

    Just wait till the baby shits his diaper. Leave the gun at home and still be totally safe.

    -1
  • frankdrebin January 8, 2014

    Zimmerman Stand Your Ground School valedictorian

    +0
  • iluvkitty January 8, 2014

    That is a cruel Bullet proof vest

    +0
  • sirfartsalot January 8, 2014

    A cruel but "effective" bullet proof vest.

    +0
  • kilo_g January 8, 2014

    Sure, make your child deaf and brain damaged...

    +0
  • rockinron January 8, 2014

    masterblaster 40 years before thunderdome.

    +6
  • wardo56 January 8, 2014

    I once suck off a guy in JP Penny's rest room wearing this with his kid in it.

    -1
  • solidbriscoe January 8, 2014

    Mexacoe

    +0
  • kanada January 8, 2014

    Something you'll never see a black man wear.

    +4
  • matv January 8, 2014

    loaded...gun & diaper

    +2
  • goodster January 8, 2014

    What no holster for the babies bottle?

    +2
  • potrostation January 8, 2014

    Should wear the kid on his back so he can have your six.

    +4
  • suckitbitches January 8, 2014

    That baby has a bitchin' toupee!

    +1
  • donunderstan January 8, 2014

    Fag'll drop the straps when she's 18

    +0
  • eralov January 8, 2014

    Fuck you sheep anyway. When the time comes to defend yourself, you'll be lookin to this guy.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi January 9, 2014

    Is that kid wearing a toupee? Or maybe he just has Donald Trump's awesome sense of style.

    +1
  • jettech84 January 9, 2014

    Its a latino bullet proof vest...

    +1
  • biggertalk January 9, 2014

    i google image searched this got the result was "man boy love" hmm..

    -2
 
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