Fat Chicks Can't Jump

Fat chicks can't jump. There's truth in those words. They can't run either, so you can chase them down pretty easy if you so desire. If you're drinking heavily and 2 AM comes around, that just might be what you desire.

11 Comments
  • crazyvet January 8, 2014

    He also needs a sign on there that says "I like fat boys."

    +0
  • spinal12 January 8, 2014

    my says FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP.

    +0
  • rockinron January 8, 2014

    thats why niggers and spics ride slow and low. so fat chicks can catch up and just fall in.

    +5
  • solidbriscoe January 8, 2014

    Lift it... The fat bulbous area right above the gunt.

    +1
  • goodster January 8, 2014

    His stack is off-kilter.

    +0
  • potrostation January 8, 2014

    My toy is lowered 3". This may explain my fat wife.

    +4
  • goodster January 8, 2014

    ^Potro,,, Nope,,I drive a fullsize truck and my wife is still fat.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi January 9, 2014

    Obviously, this man hasn't seen a fat bitch trying to get the twinkies down from the top shelf.

    +3
  • biggertalk January 9, 2014

    ya wendi cannot jump at all

    -3
  • donunderstan January 9, 2014

    Isn't that the BYU motto? Oh right, it's " put a ring on the finger and the hips expand".

    +1
  • dooganchute January 10, 2014

    fat chicks give great gifts

    +0
 
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