How The Fuck Did He Survive?

Damn, that kid is super lucky and super unlucky at the same time. It's too bad he had to see mom get crushed, but holy shit, how the fuck did he come out from under that car unscathed? I thought that little fucker's head was getting crushed. He better do some amazing shit with his life after a miracle like that.

19 Comments
  • whiteboysr January 23, 2014

    someone has been drinking there milk

    +14
  • rumbalotte January 23, 2014

    I haven`t been to church for a while...But THAT was a freakin`guardian angel!

    +11
  • vulture January 23, 2014

    just one of the advantages of not being a fat bastard

    +6
  • potrostation January 23, 2014

    Reincarnation has been slow. Welcome back Bruce Lee.

    +7
  • frankdrebin January 23, 2014

    he would have become batman to avenge his mother's death, but he's poor.

    -1
  • lick--yer-clit January 23, 2014

    good job it werent in brazil, he would have nicked the engine and tires as it went over him

    +0
  • xizang January 23, 2014

    Rumbalotte is right: Guardian angel, no doubt.

    -3
  • fistermister January 23, 2014

    New super hero, Rubber Kid.

    +2
  • solidbriscoe January 23, 2014

    Fantastic! Looked like he got smooshed but he's not! The only downside is that his mom has a flat butt now.

    -1
  • solidbriscoe January 23, 2014

    ^or she's dead.

    -1
  • dozer67 January 23, 2014

    They always say babies bounce now this is the proof.

    +0
  • dozer67 January 23, 2014

    Now who the fuck parks a car without the E brake on in gear or in park? If that was done it would have never ran over those two.

    +0
  • loulou January 23, 2014

    That is one tough little shit there!!

    +0
  • sirfartsalot January 23, 2014

    100 bonus points!

    +0
  • sanitywelcomed January 23, 2014

    That kid has a four-leaf clover up his ass, and mom's down like a lawsuit

    +1
  • morbuis669 January 23, 2014

    That has to be Goku.

    +0
  • biggertalk January 24, 2014

    That kid is a fucking robot or something!

    -1
  • bennyboy19 January 24, 2014

    His arm is broken, look again.

    +0
  • bigphil76 January 24, 2014

    Walking on the sidewalk can save your life.... Dumbass asians

    +1
 
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