Would You Hit It? Stretch Mark Stacey

Oh Christ, look at those fucking stretch marks. I'm trying to read her road map to find the fastest way outta here. I might need to pull over to vomit though. Somebody please give this bitch a Snuggy to put on.

29 Comments
  • lick-yer-clit January 28, 2014

    another homer simpson lookalike

    +2
  • johnhancock January 28, 2014

    I'd stick it in her belly button, That last gif got me thinking....

    +2
  • johnhancock January 28, 2014

    It might even be deeper now that I'm thinking about it

    +1
  • lobster January 28, 2014

    Looks like some bear just clawed at it

    +3
  • potrostation January 28, 2014

    Can't see them in the dark.

    +4
  • thunderbutt January 28, 2014

    Looks like she gave birth to herself.

    +4
  • tgarner January 28, 2014

    Hell, I didn't even want to get my hands close enough to the screen to type a comment!

    +0
  • pinkdildolickr January 28, 2014

    Stretch marks don't bother me...I'll add a few more white stripes to her belly

    +0
  • assmasterson January 28, 2014

    It's times like this that I'm glad Smellevision was never invented.

    +1
  • fistermister January 28, 2014

    Hell it's like looking at a picture of my wife so why not.

    +1
  • eyeh8dumbasses January 28, 2014

    I don't mind a chubby chick but I'll take a pass on this one

    +2
  • loulou January 28, 2014

    Did she get in a fight with a wolverine?

    +0
  • solidbriscoe January 28, 2014

    Flapjacks (or fapjacks, if you will)... I'd buy that for a dollar.

    +1
  • 2indastink January 28, 2014

    i'd rather have sex with myself.....but thanks anyway.

    -1
  • dozer67 January 28, 2014

    Yes, stretch marks fade in a low lit rooms.

    +0
  • crazyvet January 28, 2014

    She is obviously married, and I really doubt my white dick would be enough for her, if you catch my drift.

    +1
  • toreal January 28, 2014

    Looks like a Tea Party member.

    -1
  • 6uldv8 January 28, 2014

    Id fuck that sweet thing anyday of the week

    +0
  • urapnes1701d January 28, 2014

    Sure. I just wouldn't touch her titties. They look like they have muscle or some shit in them. They're kinda creepy.

    -1
  • rey_rey69 January 29, 2014

    How the fuck do i get her number i wana fuck her im in to this fucken perfect dammmm

    -1
  • biggertalk January 29, 2014

    @toreal +1. Anyway, no, I would not hit it, I'm not into obese trailer park bitches. And besides that is honkie365's wife.

    -3
  • bigolandy January 29, 2014

    only if she eats peanut butter first

    +0
  • handsomedevil January 29, 2014

    now, i've seen of a c-section scar, but a defghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz-section scar?

    +0
  • donunderstan January 29, 2014

    Why would you let someone photograph THAT? You should hide in a closet and your meals pushed through the keyhole.

    +0
  • nudepoker69 January 29, 2014

    She has stretch marks, and she didn't even delivery a baby from her pussy. Fuck that!

    -1
  • sirpussalot January 29, 2014

    I bet her baby's is black!

    +0
  • pizzapie January 29, 2014

    Yes after 20 hits of meth, an ounce of pot, a case of beer, and 10 sleeping pills

    -1
  • loulou January 30, 2014

    She must not have any mirrors in her house!!

    +0
  • palmharbor11 January 30, 2014

    Where in Florida does she live?

    -1
 
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