Can You Guess Why They Call Him Lumpy?

Fuck, can you imagine going through life like this? No thanks. I wonder if he's got them on the bottom of his feet too, or all around his butthole and they shape his turds. That might be kind of neat. And hey, at least he can grow a beard. Kind of.

22 Comments
  • wulberdee February 1, 2014

    i wonder if drinks his coffee with 1 lump or 2?

    +0
  • potrostation February 1, 2014

    Nude Bee farmer.

    +3
  • pizzapie February 1, 2014

    there is a way out, buy a gun and use it

    +0
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  • zmolez February 1, 2014

    His cock is also textured...for her pleasure

    +5
  • xizang February 1, 2014

    I know where he was standing when the shit hit the fan.

    +1
  • frankdrebin February 1, 2014

    "go ahead... pop one and make a wish. see what happens"

    +1
  • pinkdildolickr February 1, 2014

    He's a french tickler

    +1
  • solidbriscoe February 1, 2014

    Are those genital warts or just plain old warts?

    +0
  • urapnes1701d February 1, 2014

    Jimmy, Suzie; meet Uncle Whatthefuck.

    +1
  • hidden-_-evil February 1, 2014

    I wouldn't even punch him

    +0
  • eject February 2, 2014

    Looks like the Stay Puft marshmallow man fell off the stick and into the coals.

    +1
  • bite-me71 February 2, 2014

    Get some sandpaper and sand that shit off.

    +1
  • biggertalk February 2, 2014

    Still nowhere near as ugly as honkie365.

    +0
  • hidden-_-evil February 2, 2014

    Mr Hanky???

    +1
  • rouge_et_blanc February 2, 2014

    Wart Disney.

    +2
  • lobster February 2, 2014

    External hemorrhoids

    +0
  • goodster February 2, 2014

    His mouth looks worse than his shit hole.

    +0
  • vaticider February 3, 2014

    Shaving must be a bitch.

    +0
  • mrlongshot February 4, 2014

    Mach 3, shave through these curves

    +0
  • nubclub February 18, 2014

    I bet his mother is proud.

    +0
  • mykejp May 9, 2014

    The Toxic Avenger in real life.

    +0
 
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