He Always Loved Fresh Milk

This is certainly an unusual choice for a tombstone, but if there is to be one statue that people remember you by forever, why not have it be some hot cow 69 action. How's that fucking milk taste?

  • graveyard February 6, 2014

    I'm pretty sure he's not getting milk....that Bull has horns!

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  • chupamiverga February 6, 2014

    ^^^yep was just gonna say that lol

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  • preferemshaved February 6, 2014

    ^^^^ he's getting the milk he wants

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  • thunderbutt February 6, 2014

    No milk, cream only.

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  • eyeh8dumbasses February 6, 2014

    now that's just wrong

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  • marcodufour February 6, 2014

    @graveyard and others. In some breeds such as Texas Longhorn, Danish red and White Park and others, both sexes have horns.

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  • frankdrebin February 6, 2014

    considering sculptors make fountain of kids pissing, this isn't that weird

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  • lobster February 6, 2014

    They didn't have porntube in 1909. What did you expect??

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  • sirfartsalot February 6, 2014

    I've got more questions then answers on this one. wow

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  • potrostation February 6, 2014

    Your great grandfather spanked it to this.

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  • goodster February 6, 2014

    ^^^Marco, I concur, besides you can see the cow has an udder.

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  • englishgent February 6, 2014

    I once had a 69er with a fat cow. She did only have 2 legs though.

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  • shitbox February 6, 2014

    Goodster what part of Boston u from homes

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  • solidbriscoe February 6, 2014

    If I had a heifer..

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  • biggertalk February 7, 2014

    Suck!

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  • rockinron February 7, 2014

    2indastinks got an artist in the family.

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  • goodster February 7, 2014

    ^^Shitbox,,, Not quit Boston, Western Mass, Northfield, right in the cleavage of VT.-NH.. Why, you a Masshole too?

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