don't know what she's looking for in that mirror. The real treats are those sweater meats in the front there. Then she might have a glorious turd cutter too.
When I die, I want to be reincarnated as a mirror in Victoria's Secret dressing room.
I want to club those titties to death with my dick.
If I looked like that I'd never stop touching myself
^^ I already can't stop touching myself. But if I looked like her, at least I'd have something better to look at.
god is good, god is great, now i think i'll go and masterbate!!!
Be your luck crazyvet, that you'll be reincarnated as a Speculum in an old folks home
^^ If that happens, I hope I am cold, oversized, and full of rust spots.
Bitch better hold them up. They’ll be dragging the fucking floor if she didn’t. Fucking bologna nipples ( not to mention the retarded aspect of an inny and an outtu) and floppy tits. What’s new? At least there is no gut in the picture. I can imagine how terrible that lumpy thing looks. You better put the camera down and clean your trailer your family will be there for thanksgiving soon. Don’t forget to use your food stamps to make it an extra nice spead you pitiful whore.
Hell yeah! If I was her I would never leave the mirror!
Mirror mirror on the wall do my titties sag,do they fall,does my pussy smell like a skunk,well then throw my fat as back in the trunk.
They are 7.8s at best.
gotta love those tear-drop shaped ones. lovely.