Cock-sucking fucking bird! Just stole that mans last piece of smoked herring, or whatever kind of fish that is. Fuck you bird!
Give that fucker some alkaseltzer!
I was working at J.F.K airport building Jet Blue's new terminal and one of those flying asshole took my hotdog
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is...
we stuck a air hose up ones ass once. never stick an air hose up a fucking flying rats ass!! its not a good thing and a real bitch getting the goo outta yer hair!
The animal worlds version of a terrorist.
Seagulls are cunts!
@ solidBriscoe always wanted to try the seltzer trick
Ok you're kind of a dumbass if you walking along the shore and eat fish knowing those thieving fucks are flying around
NEWS FLASH: Sea Gulls are ASSHOLES!