I would like to try the professor's fine elixir here. Judging by the smell of my farts that won't stop tooting, I could use a good colon cleanse.
There was a professor who loved capsaicin extremus, so much so that he melted his penis.
I understand kink ordered five cases for their series "everything butt"
I'm confused, is it a hot sauce or a laxative?
I'll have to get the old lady to use this before anal next time...I'll bet it would be tingly!
fuck that shit!! after the plate full of burritos i ate last night, that stuff would blow my guts out like a pig with a prolapse!
a double dose of that and you can pebble dash the pan and knock the bottom out
So is the "D" in his name silent
@m1009 ...i did notice that
I'm good, got no problem in that area. Besides,, spicy shit tears me a new asshole.
That's nothing. You should try Prof. Poot's
Prof. "Fart Pounders"???
It's taken you a year to get this far in to the bottle Adam?
Tried this once, it doesn't fuck around!