The Professor Will Clean You Out

I would like to try the professor's fine elixir here. Judging by the smell of my farts that won't stop tooting, I could use a good colon cleanse.

13 Comments
  • marcodufour February 20, 2014

    There was a professor who loved capsaicin extremus, so much so that he melted his penis.

    +1
  • palmharbor11 February 20, 2014

    I understand kink ordered five cases for their series "everything butt"

    +0
  • fistermister February 20, 2014

    I'm confused, is it a hot sauce or a laxative?

    +1
  • pinkdildolickr February 20, 2014

    I'll have to get the old lady to use this before anal next time...I'll bet it would be tingly!

    +1
  • rockinron February 20, 2014

    fuck that shit!! after the plate full of burritos i ate last night, that stuff would blow my guts out like a pig with a prolapse!

    +1
  • vulture February 20, 2014

    a double dose of that and you can pebble dash the pan and knock the bottom out

    +0
  • m1009 February 20, 2014

    So is the "D" in his name silent

    +4
  • vulture February 20, 2014

    @m1009 ...i did notice that

    +0
  • goodster February 20, 2014

    I'm good, got no problem in that area. Besides,, spicy shit tears me a new asshole.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe February 20, 2014

    That's nothing. You should try Prof. Poot's

    Toot Juice.

    +0
  • sleeko February 20, 2014

    Prof. "Fart Pounders"???

    +0
  • potrostation February 20, 2014

    It's taken you a year to get this far in to the bottle Adam?

    +0
  • biggertalk February 21, 2014

    Tried this once, it doesn't fuck around!

    -3
 
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