He Loves His Perch

Personally I think birds make terrible pets. They're loud as fuck, they tear shit up with their beaks, they stink like shit, and it just sucks to keep them locked up in a cage. But if they get to perch on their own dildo, maybe they're much happier and less annoying.

14 Comments
  • vulture February 22, 2014

    it must be a dickie bird

    +2
  • potrostation February 22, 2014

    World's cheapest glory hole.

    +0
  • 2indastink February 22, 2014

    I bet that bird smells of shit....cos he's been used as a dildo.

    +1
  • crazyvet February 22, 2014

    A bird on the dick is worth two in the bush.

    +2
  • marcodufour February 22, 2014

    @vulture I laughed hard at that one thanks.

    +1
  • rockinron February 22, 2014

    hey i had a chick on my dick just a couple hours ago. no big deal!

    +3
  • tgarner February 22, 2014

    Cock a doodle do!

    +1
  • goodster February 22, 2014

    Tweety's quitting the cartoon biz and going into porn, The chicks are hotter.

    +0
  • thunderbutt February 22, 2014

    Woody woodpeckerwood

    +2
  • clrz1000 February 22, 2014

    Polly want a pecker?

    +3
  • solidbriscoe February 22, 2014

    Look! It's a cock-a-two?

    +3
  • clrz1000 February 23, 2014

    ^^I thought it's cock-a-tiel?

    +0
  • biggertalk February 23, 2014

    rockinron suddenly wishes he was that bird

    -1
  • sleeko February 24, 2014

    Chick sitting on a dick.. No news here.

    +0
 
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