I woke up with some serious morning wood today, but nothing compared to this guy. Holy fuck that looks awful. Maybe now he'll realize that climbing trees naked is a bad idea.
some blokes pay to have this shit done to them,, at least he has wood
His dong looks like a geoduck...
so...you were swinging through the trees and a branch broke
His dong looks like it was transplanted from a black guy.
This is a fucked up \"evil dead\" remake.
Pinocchio raped him.
He had to 1 up the pincushion guy from yesturday
Well The trip to the forest didnt turn out quite as he expected
New meaning of the words.."Run Forest"
if a man is all alone in the forest and a tree gets rammed up his crotch, do people in the next state hear him scream jesus fucking christ !?
Parachute didn't open did it?
The Wood Gnomes told him not to pick there Shrooms, or they would fuck him up.
Good lord that's nasty.
Man these fetishes just keep getting weirder and weirder.
i'd tell them to kill me
his dong looks like a dirty hobo
RR is back on his game! +1
@pinkdildolicker...his dong looks like a dead duck.
Humans been fucking the environment for years now the trees are getting back.
probably jumped from a roof into a tree