He's Got Wood

I woke up with some serious morning wood today, but nothing compared to this guy. Holy fuck that looks awful. Maybe now he'll realize that climbing trees naked is a bad idea.

20 Comments
  • lick-yer-clit February 23, 2014

    some blokes pay to have this shit done to them,, at least he has wood

    +2
  • pinkdildolickr February 23, 2014

    His dong looks like a geoduck...

    +0
  • vulture February 23, 2014

    so...you were swinging through the trees and a branch broke

    +0
  • xizang February 23, 2014

    His dong looks like it was transplanted from a black guy.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe February 23, 2014

    This is a fucked up \"evil dead\" remake.

    +2
  • potrostation February 23, 2014

    Pinocchio raped him.

    +3
  • babydaddy72 February 23, 2014

    He had to 1 up the pincushion guy from yesturday

    +0
  • nickallupinya February 23, 2014

    Well The trip to the forest didnt turn out quite as he expected

    +0
  • harleybitch February 23, 2014

    New meaning of the words.."Run Forest"

    +0
  • rockinron February 23, 2014

    if a man is all alone in the forest and a tree gets rammed up his crotch, do people in the next state hear him scream jesus fucking christ !?

    +3
  • crazyvet February 23, 2014

    Parachute didn't open did it?

    +1
  • goodster February 23, 2014

    The Wood Gnomes told him not to pick there Shrooms, or they would fuck him up.

    +1
  • englishgent February 23, 2014

    Good lord that's nasty.

    +0
  • morbuis669 February 24, 2014

    Man these fetishes just keep getting weirder and weirder.

    +3
  • biggertalk February 24, 2014

    i'd tell them to kill me

    -3
  • exhael February 24, 2014

    his dong looks like a dirty hobo

    +0
  • potrostation February 24, 2014

    RR is back on his game! +1

    +0
  • yomammasass February 24, 2014

    @pinkdildolicker...his dong looks like a dead duck.

    +0
  • dozer67 February 26, 2014

    Humans been fucking the environment for years now the trees are getting back.

    +0
  • kraize March 13, 2014

    probably jumped from a roof into a tree

    +0
 
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