Life Is No Longer Worth Living

I hope he doesn't survive. I'm pretty sure he's hoping the same thing. Who the fuck wants to go on living as a eunuch? Although, I bet if I didn't have a dick and balls, I could be the most productive man in the world. But I'd rather be a slacker who can fuck.

23 Comments
  • babydaddy72 February 25, 2014

    Ouch

    +0
  • crazyvet February 25, 2014

    What the hell is a tube up his asshole for? I guess that is his asshole.

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  • vulture February 25, 2014

    he went in as Frank and came out as Franchesca

    +1
  • uncze9 February 25, 2014

    I've heard of ripping a new asshole but this poor bastard has lost his along with the rest of the package.

    +2
  • fistermister February 25, 2014

    Hey bro lets go grab a beer, oh wait. I'm sorry it's hey bitch go get me a beer!

    +8
  • rockinron February 25, 2014

    i'm betting if he survives, he's just gonna be eating pussy in the future.

    +2
  • pinkdildolickr February 25, 2014

    What the fuck was he doing to end up like this? Holding a grenade with his ass cheeks?

    +1
  • sirfartsalot February 25, 2014

    He must of hit the button labeled "automatic tampon remover"

    +1
  • solidbriscoe February 25, 2014

    That catheter is fucking useless. You should've died.

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  • sleeko February 25, 2014

    I told you, lighting your farts, was going to end bad.

    +1
  • xizang February 25, 2014

    His wife's divorce attorney was simply much better than his divorce attorney. After a day in divorce court...

    +0
  • englishgent February 25, 2014

    Poor bastard!

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  • goober February 25, 2014

    new strain of nasty STD

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  • potrostation February 25, 2014

    Don't helicopter at Sea world.

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  • solidbriscoe February 25, 2014

    Last hand job he ever gets.

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  • happyjack February 26, 2014

    Damn Rockinron is fucked

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  • morbuis669 February 26, 2014

    Now was that from explosive diarrhea?

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  • biggertalk February 26, 2014

    FUCK

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  • handsomedevil February 26, 2014

    needless to say, the pussy was "THE BOMB!"

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  • dozer67 February 26, 2014

    Looks like he got butt fucked by a rabbit elephant

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  • ohwickedwendi February 26, 2014

    Rectum damn near killed him.

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  • goodster February 27, 2014

    ^ BOOOOOOOOOOOooooo!

    +0
  • jimintn February 27, 2014

    Damn went a long way for a hand job.

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