It's not everyday you come across a dog with five legs. Look at the size of that fucking red rocket. It's half his body mass. That's why all the bitches love him.
Ol' Roscoe believes that "If you've got it, flaunt it".
Why do the ugliest motherfuckers on earth have the biggest dicks?
its red cause adam sucked the shit out of it.
By the look in that dogs eyes I'd say he's about to pop.
That's one UGLY FUCKING DOG !!!!
Ahh i remember the first time i fucked a virgin, my dick looked the same way
And I thought some of you guys had the world's ugliest dicks.
That dog looks old and blind. And if you fall asleep with your mouth open he will make you his bitch.
Put your lipstick away Benji!
give the dog a bone...oh he's got one already
my sick fucking dog just saw this picture and she's setting by my chair crying, with a tube of lube in her mouth.
Dog: \"Now that you got that fucker out, someone is going to have to put it back!\"
@rockinron she's tired of you fucking her she wants to be with her own species.
@ crazyvet: based on your formula mine should be down to my knee. LOL
Wow that's impressive fido.
Undoubtedly this dog was in a girls purse; and she always had to dig around for an extended period of time trying to find her lip balm in there..
Doggie got a bone ???????????
Rover just drover.
rockinron is like "STICK IT IN MY ASS"
He's all Cock-eyed Now!