It Works Every Time

Now here is a certain way to succeed at suicide. You don't have to worry about the fall not being high enough or pulling the gun away at the last second and only blowing your face off. Just rest your neck on the rail and let the train do the rest.

26 Comments
  • assmasterson March 4, 2014

    Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

    +0
  • johnhancock March 4, 2014

    Can I take a flattened bone home as a souvenir?

    +3
  • crazyvet March 4, 2014

    At least his hands were not tied behind his back.

    +0
  • potrostation March 4, 2014

    If it were the 80's; I'd say he was trying to get that perfect pop up collar.

    +0
  • chupamiverga March 4, 2014

    I tried that with my cock and a hard on... the train derailed and I was heavily fined.

    +0
  • fistermister March 4, 2014

    Well those big fucking balls you have aren't going to do you any good now!

    +1
  • chupamiverga March 4, 2014

    ^^ my cock had not a scratch on it ^^

    -2
  • tonyk March 4, 2014

    Damn, we used to just put coins on the tracks.

    +1
  • eat3beans March 4, 2014

    He could use some head

    -1
  • pinkdildolickr March 4, 2014

    So train wheels are sharper than Akbar beheading knives...

    +5
  • donunderstan March 4, 2014

    Doesn't play well with others, -1. Dedication and determination, +10.

    -1
  • sirfartsalot March 4, 2014

    More guys that wear skinny jeans should do this.

    +4
  • rockinron March 4, 2014

    must be his wife wouldn't shit on his chest.

    +1
  • thunderbutt March 4, 2014

    If you put your ear on the tracks, you can hear the train coming.

    +2
  • xizang March 4, 2014

    That was the little train that could - and did!

    +0
  • lick-yer-clit March 4, 2014

    damn momma should have got that boy a scooter for his birthday

    +0
  • solidbriscoe March 4, 2014

    You did it right!!!

    +1
  • azzholee March 4, 2014

    he should have tried changing his wife

    +0
  • englishgent March 4, 2014

    Wonder if it hurt?

    +1
  • snikwad75 March 4, 2014

    Brilliant

    +1
  • cemetery man March 5, 2014

    now that's an achiever right there knows how to get shit done.

    +4
  • biggertalk March 5, 2014

    too easy

    -4
  • danielsmom55 March 6, 2014

    Damn! Everyone has problems but you don't have to go and lose your head over shit...

    +0
  • dscottwhitaker March 8, 2014

    That's gotta hurt!

    +0
  • ghosthunter August 22, 2014

    The engineer has to live with this shit for the rest of his life..

    +0
  • xxdeadpoolxx August 20, 2015

    fucking job done, pussy hole bailed out the easy way,.

    +0
 
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