Would you hit: Lopsided Laura

She'll suck dick for 12 heroin! At least that's what she said. Worded exactly like that. I don't know what a bundle of heroin goes for these days, or any days for that matter. But, I think that's a little steep for her. I would let her pay me to suck my dick.

23 Comments
  • sirfartsalot March 7, 2014

    Hit it with a restraining order.

    +0
  • fistermister March 7, 2014

    That's o.k. sweetheart I got really big balls and a very small dick.

    +2
  • tonyk March 7, 2014

    Even if I squint real hard, it's still no.

    +1
  • allcaps March 7, 2014

    Whats the black spot in her hair?

    +0
  • crazyvet March 7, 2014

    She would have to put all her clothes back on, then maybe.

    +1
  • mrlongshot March 7, 2014

    Just plain nasty.

    +0
  • danielsmom55 March 7, 2014

    Bet her mom would be really proud of her displaying her disability like that...

    +0
  • nickallupinya March 7, 2014

    Perfect, one of my balls is insanely bigger than the other

    +1
  • smutley March 7, 2014

    I'd go back to Autozone and return the defective tire valve....

    +1
  • solidbriscoe March 7, 2014

    Alas... Repost...

    +1
  • jimmydcap March 7, 2014

    She won 3rd place and 5th place at a wet t shirt contest.

    +6
  • potrostation March 7, 2014

    cancer already did.

    +0
  • rockinron March 7, 2014

    i've heard of half ass'd, but half titt'd?

    +1
  • englishgent March 7, 2014

    That bitch has had more pricks than a 2nd hand pin cushion.

    +1
  • goodster March 7, 2014

    Yes Yes this is a repost,,,,,Henry you never fail to disappoint!

    +0
  • solidbriscoe March 7, 2014

    @allcaps... It's her beauty mark... It's trying to escape.

    +1
  • sirpussalot March 8, 2014

    I bet I could step on that bag a little, ok a lot and get my bj for about 3 grams of Dcon

    +0
  • txdo_msk March 8, 2014

    Wow, Amanda Bynes has REALLY let herself go...

    +0
  • biggertalk March 8, 2014

    maybe i'd poke it......maybe

    +0
  • allcaps March 8, 2014

    @biggertalk you are a thing of the past..its like you are trying to ride a dead horse..one thing we can always count on is a ignorant comment from you..put yourself out to pasture

    +4
  • solidbriscoe March 8, 2014

    ^\" dead horse, send you back the way you came. Dead horse, rotting through your veins... Has not to do with horsemen awaiting Satan's war. But if you ride a dead horse you won't be riding very far.\"

    - deadhorse

    +0
  • loulou March 8, 2014

    Does this woman have any body parts that aren't ugly as hell??

    +0
  • donunderstan March 9, 2014

    Just need to drain the puss from the one on the right.

    +1
 
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