50 years ago Mexicans would only sleep under a sombrero and poncho against walls all day. Now these lazy bastards are sleeping in the middle of the roads. First they take our jobs now our freeways. I'm not going to take this shit. 'Murca!
I love it when everything comes out the front.
while you're down there can you check my tire pressure.
I think this accounts for road side assistance
I had big rocks lodged between my duels before but never had I had a bean stuck in between.
Thai massages are getting out of hand
Squeezed the beans right outta him
well sneaking over the boarder between truck tire's is definately not a way to travel.
Ron how the heck can you spell "definately" correctly and then butcher "border"? How ya' doin'?
Oh crappy shit water! This is NOT going to be good!!
Hey Paco.... Your \"pollo asado\" is ready. Do you need tortillas?
I feel the same way the next morning after a half-gallon of CrownRoyal.
He looks tired.
He's literally puked his guts up. No work for him the morrow.
Hey Jeff...I have to ask...what the fuck is a Murca? Or rather what do you think it is cuz I think it's wrong.
post of the re.
Hopefully he doesn't want an open casket
Out of all the ways I want to die..this is off the list.
He's like my toothpaste.
wisconsinjed its all the fucking snow we are getting this year. its tickling my asshole when i walk and distracts me when i type. 8-10 more fucking inches of snow coming directly at us on wednesday morning. where the fucks spring god damnit!
His hair still looks great.
They got a health tonic for that, you know, when you got that run down feeling? Don't know how much it actually helps, but I hear it could improve your chances for an open casket kind of gathering...