Creepiest Train Ride Stare Ever

Nothing says creepy like wearing bike riding shorts, and staring down young ladies when your package is showing. I'm sure after 30 years of this dude doing this, he may have gotten one or two numbers, but I highly doubt it. Dude just put it away, no one every wants to see that shit.

16 Comments
  • bennyboy19 March 15, 2014

    I always keep my rolls of 25 cents in my shorts when I don't have pockets.

    +0
  • potrostation March 15, 2014

    Everyone loves chick camel toe,but no one wants to know if you're circumcised or not.

    +1
  • lick-yer-clit March 15, 2014

    ha ha guess he is packin

    +0
  • crazyvet March 15, 2014

    This is just a guy who is comfortable with his body.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot March 15, 2014

    Someone has been spying on me.

    +0
  • lobster March 15, 2014

    Jay: chekc you're speling, it shold be "crappiest"

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  • Jay D. March 15, 2014

    @lobster I see what you did there.

    +1
  • thunderbutt March 15, 2014

    She's already holding a dildo, so forget it.

    +0
  • happyjack March 15, 2014

    Rockinron??? Oh no never mind this guy is interested in women. My bad bro.

    -2
  • englishgent March 15, 2014

    I'd kill him.

    +0
  • snikwad75 March 15, 2014

    Creative way to show off your package without having to buy candy and rent a van first

    +1
  • solidbriscoe March 15, 2014

    I'm with thunder... Hot chick holding a dildo... Well that's what happens... I don't care who you are.

    +0
  • biggertalk March 16, 2014

    Another tea party member!

    -2
  • rockinron March 16, 2014

    the chick in the white skirt better have pantie's on or she's gonna get crabs from that bus seat sitting like that.!

    +1
  • crazyshitisgay March 17, 2014

    @englishgent Blow him to death, right?

    +0
  • danielsmom55 March 17, 2014

    That's the worst color I've ever seen for spandex shorts in my entire life!

    +0
 
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