I'm not so sure a helmet would have helped her out. I don't think they are all that effective when run over by a tire. And this is why I ride my bike on the sidewalk whenever possible.
Thats not so bad....those handlebars can be straightened right up
The bike is taco-ed and look the taco meat.
Now get your lazy ass up and clean up that mess.
that's fucked, how are they going to clean that up?
102 bucks should clean that right up.
Where's her mattress?
Looks like a true red head !
thats a bit harsh just to nick a pair of shoes
Just leave her there sanitation will pick her up in the morning
somehow i doubt the vehicle that hit her was ECO friendly
See,cars are much safer.
That will teach her to exercise...
Mommy where does fruit salad come from? Well Billy, first you need to find a dumb ass broad that can't ride a bike. When she falls and gets smashed by a big truck, her head will spill out lots of fruit salad. Any more questions Billy?
That's okay. She doesn't need to be birthing anymore people anyway.
See, if you would've kept your ass in the kitchen then none of this would have happened
Put that in a pan, scramble some eggs with that shit and roll it up in a tor tilla with some cheese! Nom nom nom
it was swell