Fuck it's been a cold winter in the North. So cold in fact that animals just dye and freeze solid in your driveway. Good news is, now you have some deer meat for your next bbq.
believe it or not the meat is still good. these deer are all over the place and the meat looks pink and fresh.
They found Rudolph, Frosty the snowman fucking ate him.
Its die, not dye
I just hope Santa isnt still mounted on him
I'd eat it.
It's frozen!!! It'll keep!
All the pollution in that snow is going to make that deer taste like you cooked it on the tailpipe of a semi tractor.
^Nothing new for Mexicans...
Shit on the north.
Just warm up its ass a little
hope it sent 2ndastink a deer john later before it left. jussayin