It has not been his day, that's for sure. His Nikes are all blood-stained, his leg skin is missing and so is half of a leg after the hack the rest of it off. Fuck!
Skindog grab some seasoning and throw that leg on the grill
Just do it!
dibs on the trainer can we find the other please
Do you think he'll do that again?
Looks like someone is getting a pair of shiny new metal legs.
The knee bones connected to the.....shin bo....Oh wait... NEVERMIND!!
Ruined them $300 shoes.
thats a big chopping block they put underneath him
i don't know what the fuck you tried to grind your skateboard on kid, but damn! you is a real dumb mother fucker for trying!
See... We can jump! Landing seams to be the problem.
don't look very 'apeeling' to me
On the bright side he is now eligible for the first parking spot at Kmart
It's plain to see, this guy is fucked.
Air Jordan's ?
got dibs on the Nike
white men can't jump... or land.
where's the other shoe?