Please Use Proper Dildo Etiquette

Some people just have no etiquette while at the porn store. As fun as it might be to whack your friend with a dildo, you just don't do it. And you don't fuck the fake pussies either. Wait til you get home.

16 Comments
  • iluvkitty March 27, 2014

    Page 1 on Big Jeff's new employee handbook.

    +2
  • hidden-_-evil March 27, 2014

    Well, what the hell else am I supposed to do with it?

    +4
  • rockinron March 27, 2014

    would this be considered cock blocking?

    +1
  • dozer67 March 27, 2014

    Why are you going to break them?

    +0
  • goodster March 27, 2014

    Why would I even pick one up to begin with?!

    +1
  • fistermister March 27, 2014

    Seriously?

    +0
  • solidbriscoe March 27, 2014

    They just take all the fun out of visiting a porn shop.

    +0
  • marcodufour March 27, 2014

    Hiddenevil :Watch me order it to be forced inside you.

    +0
  • vulture March 27, 2014

    dildos at dawn...sounds like fun

    +0
  • hidden-_-evil March 27, 2014

    ^^why not? I'm not doing anything that day.

    +1
  • potrostation March 27, 2014

    Pussy fights are still ok.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe March 28, 2014

    But can i still throw it at somebody?

    +2
  • biggertalk March 28, 2014

    lemme slap pinkdildo across the mouth with dat dildo. wait why would i do that when i can do it with my real cawk.

    -4
  • iluvkitty March 28, 2014

    ^^^^^ cuz your dick is so little, your belly will hit her nose first.

    +2
  • marcodufour March 28, 2014

    @hiddenevil You`re my sort of girl! x

    +1
  • hidden-_-evil March 28, 2014

    ^^ ;)

    +0
 
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