What Kind Of Sauce?

What in the fuck is monkey gland sauce? And why in the fuck would I want to purchase monkey gland sauce? It sounds like something I would expect to find at the Asian grocery store. Maybe it's a sauce to spice up the poo poo platter.

  • eat3beans April 2, 2014

    It makes your glands bigger

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  • uk-13astard April 2, 2014


    Steers Monkey Gland Sauce is an exotic blend of oriental fruits and aromatic spices. It's a great sauce to use on steaks, burgers, pork fillets, schnitzels and veal escalopes. Use as an accompaniment to any curry to make a meal fit for a South African King.

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  • lobster April 2, 2014

    It was supposed to be "grand" sauce but was translated by an asian

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  •   rockinron April 2, 2014

    im betting adam found this while doing a google search for gay porn.

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  • solidbriscoe April 2, 2014

    No. It's not made out of black people.

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  •   ouch April 2, 2014

    @uk-13astard How dare you come on this site with knowledge and facts! This site is for fuckwitts like me :)

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  •   goodster April 2, 2014

    What about chicken gizzard or greasy grimy gophers guts?

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  •   potrostation April 2, 2014

    Nothing I like better on my monkey nuts.

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  • englishgent April 2, 2014

    It's secreted from the balls of coons.

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  • biggertalk April 3, 2014

    @englishgent your wife likes the taste innit m8

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  • englishgent April 3, 2014


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