Find The Teeth

This picture was sent with the message, "Story I got, he was in a hurry and tried to crimp the wire on a blasting cap with his teeth. Blew out his sinuses and more. He never lost consciousness. Its fun to play "find the teeth" with this pic."

31 Comments
  • vulture April 5, 2014

    i hope he likes soup

    +5
  • sirfartsalot April 5, 2014

    Someone needs to help him finish his suicide attempt.

    +1
  • xizang April 5, 2014

    At this point, assisted suicide is the only humane option.

    +5
  • wisconsinjed April 5, 2014

    Look on the bright side. When he blows his nose he turns into the human party favor.

    +3
  • nickallupinya April 5, 2014

    quick, get me a tampon

    +6
  • honkie365 April 5, 2014

    Face pussy

    +4
  • crazyvet April 5, 2014

    You are going to be living off your stored fat for a while buddy.

    +5
  • danimal April 5, 2014

    I remember this one from back in like 98-99, seen it on rotten tomatoes, dude wrecked his motorcycle.

    +9
  • lobster April 5, 2014

    ZOIDBERG

    +2
  • urapnes1701d April 5, 2014

    Oral creampies from elephants are never a good idea.

    +1
  • goodster April 5, 2014

    ^^Danimal....This was the first pic I saw on Rotten around the same time and yes, dude ran his motorcycle face first into a tree. this is an oldie but goody...The look in his eye is priceless.

    +4
  • solidbriscoe April 5, 2014

    ^ right on goodster. I saw that pic years ago on rotten.

    +4
  • donunderstan April 5, 2014

    The old exploding dick gag never gets old.

    +5
  • goodster April 5, 2014

    ^^^YYYUUUUUPPPPPPP!

    +3
  • eat3beans April 5, 2014

    McDonalds blowout experience from the wrong end

    +0
  • danimal April 5, 2014

    This was the first pic i ever saw that was this gruesome. I couldn't believe dude was still alive.

    +2
  • thebobo April 5, 2014

    Sounds like a lot of us broke our cherry viewing this photo on Rotten many years ago.

    +1
  • vaticider April 6, 2014

    Someone gave the blender a blowjob.

    +0
  • babydaddy72 April 6, 2014

    Keep it together buddy

    +0
  • rockinron April 6, 2014

    danimal. this was also the first pic like this i saw on the net, and it was at rotten dot cum way the fuck back in like 98-99. it was one of their most famous picks until the dude from michigan had his head cut off on video in iraq and made them famous for posting it.

    +3
  • rockinron April 6, 2014

    well the good news is.....your alive. and the bad news is......your alive. would you like a few minutes alone with this big ass bottle of morphine and tray full of scalpels?

    +2
  • dracos April 6, 2014

    Must be good at cleaning windows

    +0
  • potrostation April 6, 2014

    @ danimal: Correct! and the original title was "nothing gets between him and his Harley."

    +2
  • misfit_88 April 6, 2014

    i guess he wont be doing that again. or eating solids either... And he's probably upset that he just missed out on the darwin awards this year...

    +2
  • loulou April 6, 2014

    GAME OVER!!

    +0
  • biggertalk April 6, 2014

    I hope it was a tea party member!

    -5
  • goodster April 6, 2014

    ^ this pic was posted way before there ever was a Tea Party,,,

    +3
  • rockinron April 6, 2014

    well eating pussy is definately off the menu from now on. but i guess if he's gay skull fucking just got real good for his boyfriend.

    +1
  • rockinron April 6, 2014

    well eating pussy is definately off the menu from now on. but i guess if he's gay skull fucking just got real good for his boyfriend.

    -1
  • rockinron April 6, 2014

    ^^wtf? he must be stoned^^

    +0
  • bobbabooey April 7, 2014

    He overdosed on Pop Rocks

    +0
 
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