Any time you can actually see one of your testicles, there's a fucking problem. I'm thinking that cut is too big to heal with superglue, but if he's got a staple gun handy, that might do the trick.
Gotta keep your shit well covered around a crazy woman.
Busting a nut...You're doing it wrong.
Some one ask a Priest. Is this a little boy?
Looks like an ostrich head.
not the kind of wound pussy i'm interested in crazyshit!
pop goes the weasel
First step to making a new change purse.
It's a bit high and horizontal not vertical, but this is exactly how you NUT a pig.
Pissing split pea soup now.
I've done that off a 6 stair with my skateboard back in the day, I feel the pain
eye see you cockinron
either that's a lobotomy on ron, or lance armstrong just lost another one.
I think it's a little early to play "peek-a-boo". Just saying...
So that's where the term "Eye Ball" comes from.