A Match Made In Heaven

Jane, you have to meet my friend John. You two have so much in common. I think you guys will get along fucking wonderfully. And if you ever figure out how it might be possible to fuck each other, I want to see how it works.

  • cellule April 9, 2014

    So.. I guess we forget about the microwave scene..?

  • fistermister April 9, 2014

    Good luck at the airport.

  • azzholee April 9, 2014

    why do they dislike themselves so much ?

  • shadowarior April 9, 2014

    When they run it sounds like the ice cream truck

  • rockinron April 9, 2014

    "wacked right outta their skulls!! they aint ever coming back!!" name that qoute.

  • thunderbutt April 9, 2014

    I'd rather eat the ass out of a dead moose.

  • goodster April 9, 2014

    His and hers chainmail to protect against pregnancy.

  • solidbriscoe April 9, 2014

    To talk about chastity belts... It seems they've kicked the \"belt\" part to the curb. Or this is an awesome magic trick in the making..,

  • xizang April 9, 2014

    If she does manage to get pregnant, odds are she'll give birth to a healthy baby logging chain.

  • vulture April 9, 2014

    when they walk down the street people call them clink and clank

  • frankdrebin April 9, 2014

    is that the sound of loose change? no, Prince Albert and his wife are trying to fuck again

  • potrostation April 9, 2014

    The only way these two are meeting is if they both show up at the same parade.

  • iluvkitty April 9, 2014

    You would have a friend with a dick like this,and know about it. fag

  • donunderstan April 9, 2014

    When they do jumping jacks all the Chinese in earshot come running yelling \"what you want round eye?\".

  • morbuis669 April 9, 2014

    How do pics of my cock and wifes pussy get on this site?

  • biggertalk April 10, 2014

    i'm scared

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