Jane, you have to meet my friend John. You two have so much in common. I think you guys will get along fucking wonderfully. And if you ever figure out how it might be possible to fuck each other, I want to see how it works.
So.. I guess we forget about the microwave scene..?
Good luck at the airport.
why do they dislike themselves so much ?
When they run it sounds like the ice cream truck
"wacked right outta their skulls!! they aint ever coming back!!" name that qoute.
I'd rather eat the ass out of a dead moose.
His and hers chainmail to protect against pregnancy.
To talk about chastity belts... It seems they've kicked the \"belt\" part to the curb. Or this is an awesome magic trick in the making..,
If she does manage to get pregnant, odds are she'll give birth to a healthy baby logging chain.
when they walk down the street people call them clink and clank
is that the sound of loose change? no, Prince Albert and his wife are trying to fuck again
The only way these two are meeting is if they both show up at the same parade.
You would have a friend with a dick like this,and know about it. fag
When they do jumping jacks all the Chinese in earshot come running yelling \"what you want round eye?\".
How do pics of my cock and wifes pussy get on this site?