I don't know who's happier, the chick driving the car or the three-legged dog. She's got a big ol' smile, and he's got a big ol' red rocket. I say boner beats smile every time.
Bitch can't wait to get home for a threesome...She wants the tongue and he is all about the cock...
looks like they cut off his dick as well
Quick stop for some peanut butter and cheez wiz, and rovers' gonna feel just fine.
He woke up hungover next to an ugly bitch.He's happy he didn't wake her up chewing his own leg off.
Poor Dog, the wang still obviously works but good luck hanging on.
I didn't know dogs were pain freaks too.....
What the fuck is wrong with that dog? What the fuck is wrong with that goofy looking chick?!
she's just happy his dick still works!
I'd hit her... With her dogs severed leg.
^^ ^^ ^^ fucking lol!
Good thing he only pawfucked her..
He's just trying to tell her to put on some lipstick!!
Looks like they both got some tit cut off.