Alcohol is responsible for many deaths in many ways. Sometimes you get drunk and realize what an obnoxious bitch your wife is and end up blasting that bitch with your shotgun. Hey, it happens. It's not your fault. It's the alcohol's fault.
That's right. Guns don't kill people. Alcohol does.
alcohol and guns don't kill people, bitches who can't shut the fuck up get people to kill people
That's right you would not believe how many men get away with that because of alcohol.
That's the last time I'm telling this bitch it's Jake from State Farm. click click BOOM
Can't live with them and ya can't shoot um. At least you can't by law.
'Twas a woman who led me down the path to drink... I never had a chance to thank her... Kapooyah!!!
Are you telling me that you can use that as a defence?
I can buy insurance for that shit? God damn! I'm getting some beer and a gun!
Claim you thought she was an intruder.
Well if that's the case, we should all drink.
Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol.
. . . Hey, that's Steve Martin's line!
Ha my new avatar.. soon as i figure how to do it :(