She makes one hell of a macaroni salad. It's a hit at all the potlucks and dinner parties. She's a secret ingredient that everyone is trying to get out of her, but she refuses to give it up. Whatever it is, it's fucking delicious.
I will never eat macaroni again.
She swallows so much jizz that her shit is white
It never ends!!!
@sexwithyourmom macaroni like in macaroni salad....
never again will i ever eat one of those home made salads.. FUCKING GROSS.
this is where the chocolate eggs come from at easter
i actually threw up in my mouth a bit thats a first even for this site
This still leaves the question unanswered. What came first, the chic or the egg.
ahhhh just like mom used to make!!
do we eat it? or did we eat it?
Asian Martha Stewart.
I think i'll pass on dinner
Gave me a heavy boner.
Reminds me of a guy who used to live at the house. He could blow the shit out of a toilet--his nickname was Bear, and he was one Bear I wish would have shit in the woods.
Wait till you go to the next family get together and this vid will pop in your head
That is mezmerizing.
@sexwithyourmom, your mom
So that was moms secrete ingredient!
that's not what i meant when asked you to 'toss my salad.'
@rockinron you are a fuckin idiot
@handsomedevil that was good +1