Drunk Chick Is A Fucking Mess

There's only one way I'd be waking up not pissed off, and that would be with her lips wrapped around my cock. After she washed her pukey mouth first, of course. Then she could cook me breakfast and buy me a new fucking shirt.

17 Comments
  • fistermister April 23, 2014

    Hey bro, it doesn't work if you ruffie yourself too.

    +9
  • markrob824 April 23, 2014

    Well she wouldn't say no to the third input at least!!!!

    +3
  • siko666 April 23, 2014

    She could be dead.

    +1
  • crazyvet April 23, 2014

    She better have some really special pussy, or shit will hit the fan when he wakes up.

    +3
  • eat3beans April 23, 2014

    Her pussy must have been worth it

    +2
  • jlm77 April 23, 2014

    in Chicago right now R Kelly is wishing he was there to piss on her telling her to clean up her act

    +0
  • vulture April 23, 2014

    she better be a good shag or she's history

    +1
  • rockinron April 23, 2014

    if she was a jap she'd have breakfast in bed when she woke up.

    +4
  • goodster April 23, 2014

    I'd be more pissed for ruining my Pleather couch.

    -1
  • solidbriscoe April 23, 2014

    Mmm... Chili.

    +1
  • dozer67 April 23, 2014

    To make up for this she better start sucking.....after we clean up.

    +0
  • donunderstan April 23, 2014

    Fucked her so hard she coughed up the fetus. Saves money on the male birth control pill. You didn't know they had a male birth control pill? It's $200 and you take it the next day and it changes your blood type.

    +1
  • potrostation April 23, 2014

    T-shirt 12$. Banging a hot chick on spring break=priceless.

    +2
  • biggertalk April 24, 2014

    white trash gonna white trash

    -3
  • handsomedevil April 24, 2014

    i'd wake up like jack woltz with a severed horse's head in my bead.

    -1
  • seamorebuts April 24, 2014

    Like A Boss

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi April 25, 2014

    And the stench didn't wake them???

    +0
 
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