Hopeless Romantic Puts Ring on Dick

You are ready to take your relationship to that next level. So what do you do? You go out and get a ring, then you think how cute it will be to put that ring on your cock so when your girl goes to blow you, she can find the ring. Only one small problem. Boner. Boner + Ring = Pain. It she's smart, she will say no, and not breed with you.

13 Comments
  • dagun April 27, 2014

    Which one of you homos liked it and put a ring on it?

    +2
  • vulture April 27, 2014

    can i cut that off for him with a thermal lance

    +0
  • goodster April 27, 2014

    Just because you put a ring on it, doesn't mean you going to get laid more, in fact it's quite the opposite. Your going to get laid much less. Being Married isn't always Merry.

    +1
  • toreal April 27, 2014

    What do so many white men get out of dick torture?

    -5
  • matv April 27, 2014

    a dick put a ring on his dick

    +1
  • wardo56 April 27, 2014

    just cut the fucking thing off and get it over with, freak

    +1
  • rockinron April 27, 2014

    i hope he likes sucking dick. im pretty sure he's about to get surgery that will make him a she!

    +2
  • englishgent April 27, 2014

    Jay we all know this is your ringed up member!

    +0
  • eralov April 27, 2014

    Hey, that is NOT a good ring. The PA piercing, however, is. It gets the lady's where they're going every time. I digress, search Jack Black, Sarah Michelle Geller, Prince Albert, and The Lord of the Rings. Makes you wish you had a little hobbit....

    +0
  • potrostation April 28, 2014

    hopeless is right.

    +0
  • ouch April 28, 2014

    FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE.. You are letting down the team!

    +1
  • oldunclejohn April 28, 2014

    Is that a key sticking out of the top also....Wtf?

    +0
  • biggertalk April 28, 2014

    @toreal good question bro

    -5
 
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