It turns out that the do it yourself project wasn't such a good idea. It probably would have been worth paying a professional. No more sticking that thing up his ass.
he's still got one butt plug left
So much for his bowling career.
gonna be tuff getting a ride any place.
THE SHARP-TOOTHED ANAL SNAIL REALLY EXISTS! told ya not to stick things in there...
So much for southbound hitchhiking.
No more bowling ball grip for his girlfriend
Obviously work related.
Just soak it in some lemon juice and fire ants and salt and box jellyfish and burning charcoal and a random used juicy condom
He can only half love a movie from now on.
His new nickname is nubby.
^^^3Beany,,,, I live in New England,,, Can ya send me some fire ants? Or will our Army Ants work?