Give It A Rest

Hey buddy, I think it might be time to take a break from internet porn. Just close the laptop, zip up your pants and go outside and get some fresh air. The 54 hour beat off marathon has taken its toll.

  • 2indastink May 3, 2014

    I've got the same on both of my hands......cos my dick is so fucking big I have to masturbate using both hands at the same time....ya hear.

    +2 -7
  • goodster May 3, 2014

    You should have power shifted earlier.

    +3 -1
  • vulture May 3, 2014

    can he get a bra for that

    +3 -0
  • silverbolt709 May 3, 2014

    Have you ever masterbated so much.. oh i guess he has.

    +2 -1
  • kanada May 3, 2014

    Looks like jay found adams collection of gay porn.

    +2 -0
  • thunderbutt May 3, 2014

    Pop them already, wtf!

    +1 -0
  • lobster May 3, 2014

    blueberry pie for dessert

    +2 -0
  • scottishtits77 May 3, 2014

    Wow, I really want to pop them!!!

    I'm sure some Japanese pervert would open them up and smear it on his teenie weenie pecker. They're some sick, wee buggers.

    +2 -0
  • potrostation May 3, 2014

    Dude, your angle is all off.

    +1 -0
  • rockinron May 3, 2014

    that has potential for some awesome wound pussy!

    +2 -1
  • eat3beans May 3, 2014

    Just pop'em and beet off. Mmmmmm

    +0 -0
  • solidbriscoe May 3, 2014

    \"How about giving me some more beats...\"

    -Peter Kriss

    +1 -0
  • matv May 3, 2014

    infected hair follicles?

    +0 -0
  • englishgent May 3, 2014

    Easy to solve using a hot needle. Been there done that.

    +0 -0
  • biggertalk May 4, 2014

    ^ while allcaps sucks it

    +0 -2
  • randybobandy May 4, 2014

    Some World Records come with a cost...

    +0 -0
  • ohwickedwendi May 5, 2014

    Time to use the other hand.

    +0 -0
 
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