Give It A Rest

Hey buddy, I think it might be time to take a break from internet porn. Just close the laptop, zip up your pants and go outside and get some fresh air. The 54 hour beat off marathon has taken its toll.

17 Comments
  • 2indastink May 3, 2014

    I've got the same on both of my hands......cos my dick is so fucking big I have to masturbate using both hands at the same time....ya hear.

    -5
  • goodster May 3, 2014

    You should have power shifted earlier.

    +2
  • vulture May 3, 2014

    can he get a bra for that

    +3
  • silverbolt709 May 3, 2014

    Have you ever masterbated so much.. oh i guess he has.

    +1
  • kanada May 3, 2014

    Looks like jay found adams collection of gay porn.

    +2
  • thunderbutt May 3, 2014

    Pop them already, wtf!

    +1
  • lobster May 3, 2014

    blueberry pie for dessert

    +2
  • scottishtits77 May 3, 2014

    Wow, I really want to pop them!!!

    I'm sure some Japanese pervert would open them up and smear it on his teenie weenie pecker. They're some sick, wee buggers.

    +2
  • potrostation May 3, 2014

    Dude, your angle is all off.

    +1
  • rockinron May 3, 2014

    that has potential for some awesome wound pussy!

    +1
  • eat3beans May 3, 2014

    Just pop'em and beet off. Mmmmmm

    +0
  • solidbriscoe May 3, 2014

    \"How about giving me some more beats...\"

    -Peter Kriss

    +1
  • matv May 3, 2014

    infected hair follicles?

    +0
  • englishgent May 3, 2014

    Easy to solve using a hot needle. Been there done that.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 4, 2014

    ^ while allcaps sucks it

    -2
  • randybobandy May 4, 2014

    Some World Records come with a cost...

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 5, 2014

    Time to use the other hand.

    +0
 
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