Hey buddy, I think it might be time to take a break from internet porn. Just close the laptop, zip up your pants and go outside and get some fresh air. The 54 hour beat off marathon has taken its toll.
I've got the same on both of my hands......cos my dick is so fucking big I have to masturbate using both hands at the same time....ya hear.
You should have power shifted earlier.
can he get a bra for that
Have you ever masterbated so much.. oh i guess he has.
Looks like jay found adams collection of gay porn.
Pop them already, wtf!
blueberry pie for dessert
Wow, I really want to pop them!!!
I'm sure some Japanese pervert would open them up and smear it on his teenie weenie pecker. They're some sick, wee buggers.
Dude, your angle is all off.
that has potential for some awesome wound pussy!
Just pop'em and beet off. Mmmmmm
\"How about giving me some more beats...\"
infected hair follicles?
Easy to solve using a hot needle. Been there done that.
^ while allcaps sucks it
Some World Records come with a cost...
Time to use the other hand.