Would You Hit It? The Crab Queen

The Crab Queen is ready for your loving, and if you think those crabs are big, wait til she takes her bottoms off. If she hasn't already. It's hard to tell with her belly in the way. You better hurry up and hit it before she sees a seal or a dolphin to go eat.

27 Comments
  • donunderstan May 3, 2014

    Fkuck, I'm drunk. Why not. Look away.

    +4
  • 2indastink May 3, 2014

    She will 100% give you crabs.....the fat cunt.

    +4
  • lobster May 3, 2014

    Women are a lot crabbier on their periods

    +2
  • goodster May 3, 2014

    Get out the OL' BLUE OINTMENT, give those fuckers disappointment. I know it burns and itches, but it kills those sons-a-bitches!

    +1
  • goodster May 3, 2014

    And NO I Wouldn't.

    +3
  • vulture May 3, 2014

    she needs to see a doctor...or a vet

    +2
  • trox May 3, 2014

    I'd lather ol shamoo down with some garlic butter a use her like slip n slide

    -1
  • thunderbutt May 3, 2014

    Shamu, on the rocks.

    +3
  • donunderstan May 3, 2014

    C'mom. You told Dad you'd st

    -1
  • eat3beans May 3, 2014

    Yes, only if she comes fresh out of the sauna

    +1
  • nickallupinya May 3, 2014

    why not? it already burns when I pee

    +5
  • jettech84 May 3, 2014

    ill do it just to have those crabs stuffed in a pot steaming..

    +2
  • scottishtits77 May 3, 2014

    Someone call the farmer.....one of his heifers has escaped and is attacking the sea life.

    +1
  • potrostation May 3, 2014

    Yes, I love fresh steamed crab.

    +1
  • rockinron May 3, 2014

    forget getting the crabs outta her, how are we gonna get the new stink outta the ocean?

    +2
  • happyjack May 3, 2014

    It's always a problem when those things wash up on the beach. I think they usually bury them or tow them back out to sea.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe May 3, 2014

    ^with a fucking barge. Take it to the trash island.

    +1
  • wifebeater2000 May 3, 2014

    FAT BITCHES HAVE GOOD CREDIT.FACT !!. YEAH IL FUCK HER

    -2
  • goodster May 3, 2014

    ^^Trash Island??? You mean Bondies Island?? Off The coast of MASS???

    +1
  • ouch May 3, 2014

    Look some sea food......... And some crabs too :)

    -1
  • randybobandy May 3, 2014

    What we have here is a Taliban crustacean unit holding an obese infidel hostage. Their demands are for filthy Alaskan infi-crabs to vacate their rightful homeland. Or something like that. Allahu Snackbar!

    -1
  • englishgent May 3, 2014

    Even those giant crabs wouldn't fuck that pig.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe May 3, 2014

    ^^^id call her MASS.. Haha!!!

    +0
  • biggertalk May 4, 2014

    white women are gross

    -3
  • donunderstan May 4, 2014

    @eat3beans, the SUANA? You want that shit sweatier? Ewwww.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 5, 2014

    Nope--she's got crabs.

    +0
  • jacklinksbeef May 6, 2014

    New cast of next season's Deadliest Catch.

    +1
 
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