Eh, I guess I can give you a ride home. But you'll have to ride in back. No, not the backseat. The back window. Hop on. There's no seatbelt, but I'm sure you can find a way to secure yourself to the car. Enjoy the ride, slut.
Hey! I had a 69 Nova. Are you telling me it was gay the whole time?
that looks like some sort of plastic penis ?!?!?!?!?!?
the flies sure do have some big dicks round there
What happens when he goes over a bunch of speed bumps?
Some girls are really proud of their favorite penis.
He couldn't afford the Brass Balls to hang from the bumper.
Seating for the mother-in-law.
now why would i want handsomedevil and his boy friend biggertalk chasing me all over town?
^they just can't get enough of you..
I don't know who did the cocking on your window, but I'd take that back and complain.
honkie sat on that dildo.
Wait 'till you see the trunk-monkey..