Want A Ride?

Eh, I guess I can give you a ride home. But you'll have to ride in back. No, not the backseat. The back window. Hop on. There's no seatbelt, but I'm sure you can find a way to secure yourself to the car. Enjoy the ride, slut.

14 Comments
  • potrostation May 10, 2014

    Hey! I had a 69 Nova. Are you telling me it was gay the whole time?

    +2
  • thunderbutt May 10, 2014

    Tailgater repellant.

    +1
  • 2indastink May 10, 2014

    that looks like some sort of plastic penis ?!?!?!?!?!?

    +0
  • vulture May 10, 2014

    the flies sure do have some big dicks round there

    +1
  • eat3beans May 10, 2014

    What happens when he goes over a bunch of speed bumps?

    +1
  • xizang May 10, 2014

    Some girls are really proud of their favorite penis.

    +0
  • goodster May 10, 2014

    He couldn't afford the Brass Balls to hang from the bumper.

    +1
  • scottishtits77 May 10, 2014

    Seating for the mother-in-law.

    +4
  • rockinron May 10, 2014

    now why would i want handsomedevil and his boy friend biggertalk chasing me all over town?

    +5
  • solidbriscoe May 10, 2014

    ^they just can't get enough of you..

    +0
  • boofano May 10, 2014

    Lame ...

    +0
  • kanada May 11, 2014

    I don't know who did the cocking on your window, but I'd take that back and complain.

    +1
  • biggertalk May 11, 2014

    honkie sat on that dildo.

    -1
  • cellule May 14, 2014

    Wait 'till you see the trunk-monkey..

    +0
 
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