Just The Tips

Well just how in the fuck does this happen anyway? I wonder if it's less painful than ripping just our fingernails off and pouring salt, lemon juice and hot sauce in the nail beds. If he puts those under his pillow tonight will he wake up with a couple dollars?

10 Comments
  • vulture May 13, 2014

    no more "cut your nails before you put them inside me" from the girlfriend

    +1
  • rockinron May 13, 2014

    look on the bright side, you will get a discount on a manicure now.

    +3
  • fistermister May 13, 2014

    Look on the bright side you can still point and flip people off.

    +0
  • eat3beans May 13, 2014

    It's probably good that I'm not a doctor cause I would squeeze a lemon on his open fingers because it's funny

    +3
  • honkie365 May 13, 2014

    Filthy pig. He should clean his nails.

    +0
  • solidbriscoe May 13, 2014

    Tried to finger anabolic Anne... I told you to run away.

    +2
  • potrostation May 13, 2014

    I don't know if he's telling me to "rock on" or "fuck off".

    +2
  • cellule May 14, 2014

    The guy from the Slap-Chop commercial is an idiot but an idiot with complete fingers.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 14, 2014

    ^gtfo

    -6
  • goodster May 14, 2014

    Chewing your nails===== your doing it wrong, very wrong.

    +0
 
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