I'm Going To Buy Some Condoms Right Now

Forget about pissing fire, scratching your dick all day, changing diapers and listening to some baby cry all fucking day. Sure, all that shit sucks, but do you want to drive a fucking minivan? No, you don't. So wrap it before you tap it, or get ready to be robbed of your manhood.

8 Comments
  • vulture May 14, 2014

    have they got one to prevent a white van man

    +1
  • bucknuts May 14, 2014

    also preents that bent-over hang-dog walk like you're looking for loose change,.,.,.,

    -1
  • fistermister May 14, 2014

    Why the fuck didn't my Dad give me this advice when I was younger?

    +0
  • solidbriscoe May 14, 2014

    That's all my dad did... Was ask \" you using condoms?\" ... I lied and said \"yes.\" I've been lucky so far.... Better than Eddie Money.

    +0
  • rockinron May 14, 2014

    must be a bottle cap from the bang bus.

    +1
  • potrostation May 14, 2014

    Shit. I never owned a 4 door anything before the kid.

    +4
  • bennyboy19 May 14, 2014

    and minivans prevent erection

    +3
  • cellule May 15, 2014

    What about anal sex & blowjobs?? ..amateur...

    +0
 
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