It's Hard To Bike Without Legs

I can't stand when cyclists ride in the middle of the road like they own the fucking thing. But I'd be even more pissed if one of them busted through my windshield and got his blood and cock and balls all over my seats. Why was he out riding without pants anyway? Silly cyclist.

23 Comments
  • yeknom May 15, 2014

    Neat.

    +1
  • rockinron May 15, 2014

    Bicycle bicycle bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle bicycle bicycle / I want to ride my bicycle / I want to ride my bike

    +2
  • trox May 15, 2014

    Your gay lover called, he wants his fucking ankle bracelet back

    +2
  • vulture May 15, 2014

    its about time they had to have insurance by law

    -1
  • lick-yer-clit May 15, 2014

    top of the class, he did not even need a scooter

    +0
  • donunderstan May 15, 2014

    Fucked up the tin can import car worse than the walmart bike.

    +4
  • cellule May 15, 2014

    Like hitting a deer, minus feeling sorry for the poor animal.

    +3
  • rockinron May 15, 2014

    do you need a permit to keep the carcass? like you do when you hit a deer?

    +2
  • solidbriscoe May 15, 2014

    Must've been an Asian driver.

    +1
  • madkraze May 15, 2014

    Did he die

    -1
  • toesrus May 15, 2014

    ^^ no, they just keep him in that fucking box until he's done napping.

    +10
  • eat3beans May 15, 2014

    I would have just kept driving, new front seat ornament

    +1
  • potrostation May 15, 2014

    Last words to the driver"Suck my dick asshole!"

    +1
  • potrostation May 15, 2014

    Damn you Adam for making me look a floppy wiener.

    +0
  • xizang May 15, 2014

    When gasoline hits $15 a gallon, odds are lots of people you know will be spending time on their bikes. So go ahead and bad mouth bikes all you want.

    -2
  • jackpot May 15, 2014

    Love the ankle bracelet.

    +0
  • englishgent May 15, 2014

    He lost both legs AND his pants! Wow, impressive.

    +2
  • m1009 May 15, 2014

    His ass cheeks tighten up so tight that it rip the cover right off of the seat

    +1
  • sirfartsalot May 16, 2014

    All this needs is the Allstate's "Mayhem is coming" dude super imposed with photoshop and it would fucking fantastic.

    +1
  • rodeye2 May 16, 2014

    Cut off his dick too.

    +1
  • hidden-_-evil May 16, 2014

    Where are his flip flops?

    +1
  • treehouse21 May 16, 2014

    Show these pictures to all cyclists and maybe they'll start riding their bikes in PARKS instead of the middle of the fuckin road.

    +2
  • goodster May 17, 2014

    Good hit! you get 10 extra points for hitting him so hard as to wrap the bike chain around his ankle.

    +0
 
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