Drastic Times Call for Drastic Measures

I shutter to think about what it would be like if I didn't have internet porn accessible at all times, but if it did happen, and by the time I had grown a full beard. It would be time to see some naked chicks. Even if they were rocks. I'm beat my dick like it owed me money.

11 Comments
  • tgarner May 16, 2014

    Will probably work better than S.O.S.!

    +5
  • goodster May 16, 2014

    Talk about getting your rocks off! GEEESHH

    +4
  • kanada May 16, 2014

    Adam would've designed that picture around that tree as an erect penis.

    +5
  • solidbriscoe May 16, 2014

    Whatever works !

    +0
  • potrostation May 16, 2014

    He crashed because it said "Free Beer" on the other side of the island.

    +1
  • englishgent May 16, 2014

    Good but needs more stones on the twat, just to make it hairier and such.

    +0
  • rodeye2 May 17, 2014

    If you crashed on a deserted island with a woman(s) and she(s) died and you were the only one left alive,how many times would you fuck her(s) before you buried her(s) ?

    +2
  • potrostation May 17, 2014

    @rodeye2; buried? I'm going Norman Bates on that bitch.

    +1
  • rockinron May 17, 2014

    if ya pull out everytime her twat shouldn't fall apart for atleast a week. then its wound pussy time for the next month!!! yeeeeha!

    +1
  • rockinron May 17, 2014

    ok who the fuck took the rocks i was spelling S,O,S. with?

    +1
  • cellule May 17, 2014

    He called her Sanday..

    +0
 
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