The Melting Man

Life must suck balls when your face is melting off. I don't know how the fuck he plans on drinking whatever is in that cup of his, cause I don't see a mouth. I guess he's gotta pull that flap up to get at it, and even then, I don't how the shit works.

24 Comments
  • vulture May 18, 2014

    whats he going to do with that glass of puss sent it to japan

    +3
  • 2indastink May 18, 2014

    its called muslim-itus.

    +4
  • goodster May 18, 2014

    Human Tom Turkey. Gobble Gobble Mother Fuckers!

    +3
  • solidbriscoe May 18, 2014

    No. No dinars for him. If he can afford what ever the fuck is in his glass... No. No dinars.

    +0
  • kanada May 18, 2014

    Even the elephant man was kind enough to wear a mask.

    +1
  • pizzapie May 18, 2014

    He's popular with the ladies

    +0
  • donunderstan May 18, 2014

    Ah, the beauties of muslim inbreeding. Drink it in ladies.

    +3
  • kanada May 18, 2014

    Here's your drink. Oh, would you like a straw with that. No need to give me the evil eye, geez.

    +2
  • scottishtits77 May 18, 2014

    At least he has somewhere handy to stash his weed.

    +2
  • fistermister May 18, 2014

    Hey bro, your hat and shirt kinda clash.

    +0
  • frankdrebin May 18, 2014

    he looks like someone just told him mumbling allan snackbar doesn't count

    +3
  • kanada May 18, 2014

    ^ he works at allans snackbar. He'll squeeze on extra sauce if you ask nicely.

    +1
  • fingers May 18, 2014

    On the brighter side of things, he doesn't have to worry about getting punched in the face

    +0
  • ih8dumbfux May 18, 2014

    got my eye on you!!!

    +2
  • potrostation May 18, 2014

    You would think this guy would be one of the first ones to stack a bomb to his ass?

    +0
  • bennyboy19 May 18, 2014

    I know he is a fan of the original Total Recall movie, but, I mean, you gotta know when to stop.

    +0
  • honkie365 May 18, 2014

    He looks like he's being face fucked by an octopus.

    +2
  • m1009 May 18, 2014

    They could have save some serious money and just used him in the Wizard of OZ as the evil witch "I'm Melting, I'm Melting"

    +0
  • rockinron May 18, 2014

    was that wound pussy that healed? or just the result of some muzzy that liked fucking and taking acid at the same time.

    +0
  • biggertalk May 19, 2014

    still not as ugly as honkie.

    -2
  • handsomedevil May 19, 2014

    why the long face, bro?

    +1
  • rodgtard May 19, 2014

    Does he live where shotguns are hard to get? I would seriously try to blow my head off.

    +1
  • captjim May 20, 2014

    Dude could teabag you with his face.

    +1
  • cellule May 20, 2014

    Show this to your gf next time she feels like popping a blackhead from your nose.

    +0
 
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