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That's great that he has to drop his pants entirely to take a piss. When do you think was the last time he saw his dick? It's probably been years. If he was smart, he would just rest his belly on the garbage can, cause I'm sure he's spraying all over the bottom roll.

20 Comments
  • tgarner May 20, 2014

    I'm glad that pic is kinda blurry, my eye's don't bleed quite as bad then!

    +7
  • vulture May 20, 2014

    there has to be a lot of spashback here why not just piss in his pants

    +2
  • lobster May 20, 2014

    Kangaroo-man: looks like a national geographic reject

    +2
  • rockinron May 20, 2014

    sure glad he didn't hafta take a shit!

    +2
  • xizang May 20, 2014

    The highest and best use for some people would be to serve as targets on a shooting range.

    +2
  • scottishtits77 May 20, 2014

    Push that Weeble over while his trousers are round his cankles. Disgusting waste of blood n organs. I'm not a violent person, but that fat fuck needs a punch in the dick for being such a vile, filthy fucker.

    +2
  • zealant May 20, 2014

    And.........User gut to go with them user tits.

    -2
  • nickallupinya May 20, 2014

    &-11 new Jarrod like campaign where the guy eats nothing but convenience store food, is a complete flop

    +0
  • wifebeater2000 May 20, 2014

    i think hes mom works the pole at hooters

    +2
  • pinkdildolickr May 20, 2014

    I think that its a chick...

    +1
  • solidbriscoe May 20, 2014

    \"Well I got big tits and I can't see my dick every time I take a piss... B'cuz I'm fat.\" -Ween

    +0
  • cellule May 20, 2014

    This should be a discipline at the special olympics.

    +0
  • eat3beans May 20, 2014

    300 lbs of chewed bubble gum

    +1
  • potrostation May 20, 2014

    @ solidbriscoe I sung your comment to "Eat It" by Weird Al.

    +0
  • englishgent May 20, 2014

    Kill it with bricks.

    +1
  • happyjack May 20, 2014

    That's exactly how I feel after eating one of their microwave burritos

    +1
  • goodster May 20, 2014

    That can't smell good!

    +0
  • fistermister May 21, 2014

    That kind-of looks likes Rockinron.

    +2
  • loulou May 21, 2014

    So sad, fat and ugly you can't even fuck a garbage can.

    -1
  • unclejay May 24, 2014

    wtf is that?

    +0
 
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