Lemon Lust Pleasure cream

I'm not sure what the hell they are selling here, but it looks so suspect I'm not sticking around. It looks like cum, but still reads offsetting. Does it give you pleasure or is it a byproduct of such? Speaking from experience, no dude likes to jerk off with a lemony smell.

8 Comments
  • potrostation May 26, 2014

    Yea, I'm going to need a deeper jar.

    +1
  • goodster May 26, 2014

    I hate lemons! But I love pleasuring myself.

    +1
  • vulture May 26, 2014

    available from your local sperm bank

    +1
  • fistermister May 26, 2014

    I've never jerked off in a department store but they say it's o.k. by tell us to try it.

    +1
  • eat3beans May 26, 2014

    Its probably colon massage oil

    +0
  • cellule May 26, 2014

    and shove graham cookies up your ass.

    +0
  • rockinron May 26, 2014

    its actually for gay men to put in their coffee.

    +2
  • solidbriscoe May 26, 2014

    It's probably dry, old, bones mixed with isopropyl peroxide. Nothing new. Clever chinkys do this all the time.. Right, biggertalk?

    +0
 
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