Getting A Good Morning Stretch

He always saw those naked old guys walking around in the locker room at the gym with their balls hanging down to their knees, and thought that was really something special. It might take a while, but he's on the way to having the saggiest scrotum in the world. Dreams do come true.

22 Comments
  • iluvkitty May 28, 2014

    #onlywhitepeople

    -2
  • crazyvet May 28, 2014

    I hope he gets that shit struck by lightening.

    +3
  • fistermister May 28, 2014

    How the fuck do these people find the time for this shit?

    +5
  • thunderbutt May 28, 2014

    That's mostly nuts.

    +2
  • rockinron May 28, 2014

    why? wtf is wrong with these guys?

    +3
  • xizang May 28, 2014

    One sharp knife between the two clamps on the left, and...

    +3
  • vulture May 28, 2014

    @xizang...was thinking the same and wondering how far it would shoot

    +3
  • potrostation May 28, 2014

    Balls hanging past your dick isn't something to brag about.

    +3
  • donunderstan May 28, 2014

    Next up on \"When machinists go wild\"...

    +1
  • xizang May 28, 2014

    People have all sorts of hobbies. It seems obvious that a most popular hobby among guys would be their favorite toys... Their penises and balls. But this contraption looks awkward. For example, how the hell does he pee?

    +0
  • solidbriscoe May 28, 2014

    Nick Nolte had a scrotum tuck for just this very reason.

    +0
  • wardo56 May 28, 2014

    I need a tuck too. Im fed up with rolling over in my sleep and crushing my nuts

    +2
  • dagun May 28, 2014

    You're stretching the wrong part.

    +5
  • dozer67 May 28, 2014

    This is to sad to comment on.

    +0
  • goodster May 28, 2014

    This guy's a real Nut Job.

    +1
  • spazman May 28, 2014

    At 43 years old my bag hangs down far enough already and I know it gets worse with age. Or better if you're this douche.

    +2
  • ouch May 28, 2014

    @spazman I'm 42 and mine haven't dropped yet So I might look for this item on Ebay

    -2
  • cellule May 28, 2014

    Tsssk... "Never do something you would'nt tell to the paramedics."

    +1
  • happyjack May 28, 2014

    Fucking white people, why do you guys do this??!!! Fuck you guys in advance for negging me.

    -6
  • toreal May 28, 2014

    A lot of white men are mentally fucked up.

    -5
  • mrlongshot May 28, 2014

    Somebody needs to tell him that its upside down. Stretch your dick dumbass.

    +3
  • outlawscumbag May 29, 2014

    The women like to call him stretch nuts.

    +1
 
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