What's the matter with your pants?

What the fuck is the matter with your pants? Or maybe why can't you cover up that back fat with that sweater? I'm not sure if you are a man or a woman, but seriously, you need to get your act together before you go in public. Some fisherman is going to come along and harpoon your ass if you don't.

17 Comments
  • thunderbutt May 30, 2014

    Bicycle parking, in the rear.

    +3
  • br8kalegridin May 30, 2014

    cottage cheese to dip his nuggets in

    +0
  • xizang May 30, 2014

    I like being nude. I enjoy being with nudists. But this fucker is just plain nasty!

    -1
  • fistermister May 30, 2014

    She's trying to avoid getting shit stains on her underwear.

    +1
  • potrostation May 30, 2014

    WFT? You're clearly not black.

    +3
  • solidbriscoe May 30, 2014

    The pants are trying to escape...

    +1
  • potrostation May 30, 2014

    Brags to his friends that he can still fit in his High school size jeans.

    +0
  • potrostation May 30, 2014

    Thank God he's not turned around and we have see Afro Kilroy.

    +2
  • vulture May 30, 2014

    next time you shop lift a pair of jeans make sure they are the right size

    +0
  • nickallupinya May 30, 2014

    Do you even lift bro? you cant even hold up your pants

    +1
  • solidbriscoe May 30, 2014

    ^nice! Jefferson Shitship!

    +1
  • sparkles May 30, 2014

    He/she is trying to bring back the muffin top!

    +0
  • cthulu May 30, 2014

    Probably just checking the twig and berries for lint. Nothing to see here.

    +0
  • cellule May 30, 2014

    Much better than the average bro'..

    +0
  • rockinron May 30, 2014

    she's squeezes those cheeks together any harder and her shits gonna turn to diamonds!

    +2
  • ghosthunter June 1, 2014

    Subway is better for you.

    +0
  • bobbabooey June 13, 2014

    Don't hate the player, hate the game. He's just keepin' it real, yo!

    +0
 
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