Nice Fucking Coffee Table

I've never been one to take notice of fine furniture, but that coffee table is really fucking nice. That can't be IKEA. That's got to be some specially made shit, huh? Is it for sale? How about for rent? I can clean it when I'm done with it.

12 Comments
  • outlawscumbag May 31, 2014

    I want that table.

    +0
  • captjim May 31, 2014

    Move the glass, get some ass

    +5
  • solidbriscoe May 31, 2014

    You're hired!

    +1
  • crazyvet May 31, 2014

    I smell something funny in here. Do you have some fish?

    +1
  • xizang May 31, 2014

    Ha. I had something better - a slender little ex-wife laid out nude in front of the fireplace while some friends and I took turns fucking her and then commenting on her body with cum flowing back out of her. Pretty cool way to enjoy a woman as a sex object.

    Women basically love attention, and on occasion you will find one who will do that for as long as you like.

    +0
  • rockinron May 31, 2014

    in case of lonely evening "break glass for ass"

    +2
  • potrostation May 31, 2014

    Dinner and a show.

    +1
  • honkie365 May 31, 2014

    A place to keep my pen when I need to jot down a note, and somewhere to wet my fingers when I need to turn a page.

    +0
  • goodster May 31, 2014

    That Tramps gonna get Cramps!

    +0
  • nh3kid May 31, 2014

    Nice, need one for the game room

    +0
  • fingers May 31, 2014

    Can you get it with hole in it ?

    +0
  • cellule June 2, 2014

    "New Material Only" my ass..

    +0
 
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