Normally when my car is fucked up it's a terrible fucking ordeal. Now that I've found this mechanic I'm fucking my car up on purpose...Maybe I can check her oil for a change on the next visit.
I have just the tool for her.
I don't know what she is selling but what ever it is I'm buying!
I demand customer cervix!
... in a James Bond movie.
my dicks so hard she couldn't turn the skin on it with a air powered snap-on wrench!!
"This is where you're gas goes", and this a uh...ummm...hey look tits".